on TV this weekend...right after Beetlejuice! No kidding!

    BILL
  Okay, a little ethics. You are walking down the 
  street. You find a suitcase full of money. 
  There's nobody around. No human person is in 
  evidence. What do you do? A
  You keep the money. B
  You use it to buy gifts for your friends and 
  your loved ones. C
  You give it to the poor. D
  You turn it into the police.
    KIM
  That is really stupid.
    PEG
  Kim!
    KEVIN
  I keep the money.
    PEG
  Simmer down.
    BILL
  Edward?
    KIM
  Hey, how about after dinner we go down to the 
  bowling alley? That will be fun.
    PEG
  You are not seeing Jim tonight?
    KIM
  No.
    KEVIN
  You know we had a cool show-and-tell today. 
  This kid brought in a box of baby possums, 10. 
  maybe 12. Totally naked. No hair at all.
    PEG
  Honey, this is fascinating. but I don't think 
  your father's finished yet.
    BILL
  Thank you, dear. Edward, we are waiting.

    EDWARD
  Give it to my loved ones?
  
    PEG
  Oh, Edward, it does seem that that's what you 
  should do, bit it's not.
    KEVIN
  You dope, everybody knows he's supposed to give 
  it to the police.
    BILL
  Good thinking, Kevin.
    KIM
  Well, think about it, you guys, I mean, that's 
  the nicer thing to do. That's what I would do.
    BILL
  We're trying to make things easier for him, so 
  let's cut the comedy for a little while.
    KIM
  I am being serious. It's a nicer thing to do.
    BILL
  We're not talking nice. We're talking right and 
  wrong.
    KIM

Shut up.